Monday, July 27, 2009

COMMENTS NOW WORKING

COMMENTS ARE NOW WORKING ON THE NEW BLOG!

damn blogger...

GO To THE NEW SITE 'THE FALLS'

Sunday, July 26, 2009

New Blog

It is True.

I live in Wichita Falls Texas now. So to join the bandwagon of recent moves...I too have decided to create a new blog to follow my journeys into 'The Falls'

Please visit my new blog

'The Falls'

Monday, July 6, 2009

Check it Out! I'm big time now!

Check out my sassy point at the end. Yes. I am aware. I rock.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

This is how I spent the 4th. Laughing at this

Would liek cheezburger?
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

my lack of accomplishing things in the present. slash. being 13 rocked.

There are many differences between the room I grew up in and the room I currently reside (but only for another week or two).

I am only going to discuss one of these differences.

Boy-Hood room (which i will be moving to shortly):

* There are medals and trophies littering the shelves. Pine wood derby cars that whizzed past the competition and 2 feet tall little league trophies to remind me I was the worst one on the team and barely deserved to be acknowledged let alone get a trophy for my teams success as I sat on a bench.

My Current "Cool" Room:

* One certificate on the wall. It reads: "Best Pants"



I love being an adult.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Sitting on my Computer. -The Blinds - The time after College, and before life.

I wake up at 1 pm.

This is a new chapter of my life. I use to naturally wake up at 8 - 9 am. And I loved it. Sure there was nights of an unbearable lack of sleep, but I had the whole day ahead of me to accomplish things..

Currently I am accomplishing nothing. My Job right now consists of finding a Job. There is only so much you can do in a day to find a job. This lack of anything to do has left me staying up till 4 am and waking up at 1 am. Literally I feel more now like I am "in" college than I ever did when I was actually "in" college. I started drinking white russians yesterday at 4 pm. Who does that?

I do.

I do.

(Notice the dramatic spacing between the "I do's". This is to further exaggerate the point that I have nothing to do except press the enter key as much as possible.)

So I wake up. I hop on the computer. Because that is cool. My room layout allows for the perfect opportunity to look out the window and be on a computer. THis is because the window is directly behind my computer screen. At least this could allow me to feel like I am apart of the world in my lack of activities. The chance to see a bird. The chance to witness a car accident. However, if I open the blinds, then the computer screen seems to dim in comparison. So I am forced to look at my computer and a wall of shut blinds that remind me of life, but are unable to show me life.

I can't wait for a job. Because then I get to do this same exact thing at an office, but without this cruel temptation of blinds. Plus I will have mediocre co-workers to preoccupy my time with. At first I'll say, ugh these people suck. But eventually I will realize I have no one else and there lack of redeeming qualities will become endearing. Here's to you, Susan from accounting, Tony from Sales, and Rico.

I am so happy I graduated.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Sisqo

Super Bowl Sunday was an experience for us all. However, Tucson received a bonus Treat! The spice Channel. After Fitzy caught his second TD, 30 seconds of hard core porn courtesy of Spice aired on every television set in the city.

It is truly a great day for men and lesbians alike.

What did comcast have to do to make amends? Simply take ten bucks off everyones TV bill for the month.

Nice.

Janet shows her tit "accidently" and all hell breaks loose. Hard core doggie style from some none name porn star for 30 secs equals, "ohhhh, free money".

I now liveve in a progressive world. A world that accepts and tolerates mistakes and errors. A world that tolerates the fo pauxs of live television. A world that tolerates a fine budonk -a-donk.

I leave you with the words of the man who is more proud of this than anyone.

"That Thong, thong thong thong thong"

-Sisqo.

Well said brother ice.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Survey

I have given up.

I have surrendered.

I shall see no bright days tomorrow or after.

I only now admit to myself the truth.


Hinder is the greatest band of all time.

Good night fellow citizens.

Apology

Monday, January 19, 2009

Pudgy.