Wednesday, December 24, 2008

I hate celebrating christmas at a place other than my place.

I hate celebrating christmas at a place other than my place. This happens every year. 


My birthday is on the 22nd and I received through some divine luck, a Wii Fit. 

I have read the box over and over and I believe I can recite for you the warning label if you wish. It has something to do with making sure you are under 300 pounds. And you have to look like this family with an incredibly gay dad.
Which is ironic because it is made to get people in shape but apparently only for people who are slightly out of shape...none of dem fatties. 




The problem I have is, I did not bring my Nintendo Wii out to California with me. Instead that beautiful white instrument sits alone in a cold apartment with dust settling on top. 

Every year I get a game or something for my console and I always forget to bring my console with me. 

I hate celebrating christmas at a place other than my place. 

Monday, December 22, 2008

Happy 22nd Birthday Steve ...


This is the third image that pops up when you search "fish hands" in google image search.



This is the fifth image the pops up when you search "bacteria fingers"


This is the fourth image that pops up when you type in "Turnip Dancer" 



This is the birthday present to myself.