...I find my kitten on her back with eyes gleaming at me as if to say, if I were human, I would be your lover.
I have pondered what DJ Tanner would look like if she were human. 
No.
She would not look like the actual Deej. That is too simple and their personalities simply do not match.
No. DJ is very furry and so modern. Not so 80's. so that needs to match better.
Hmm, I'm getting closer, but lets think about the actual DJ and her real life qualities. She does not like to be on or really near people.
1. She is fine being gazed upon but does not like to be touched.
2. She has a small head and often appears to be more retarded than the average cat.
3. She licks herself.
So google image search. I have typed in the requirements so lets see what lucky lady rolls out
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MISS DJ TANNER
Now that's my girl.
That is someone I can go home to at night and know that i have made a good life decision.
That is someone i can chase under the bed and catch coughing up hairballs.
That is my lover.
